Tired of all your relentlessly cheerful friends sending you links to capering Elf versions of themselves, thanks to Office Max’s excessively successful (and bandwidth-blasting) viral campaign? The crass commercialism of the post-modern holiday season got you down?
Feeling a little seasonally-disaffective? Wii-related retail violence left you feeling particularly cynical about the idea of “peace and goodwill towards man”?
Just plain grumpy? Well, have I got news for you. The surly and cynical have not been left out in the cold. Go on now. Get Scrooged.
God bless us, every one.